Post by capn on Oct 5, 2006 18:46:22 GMT -5
One day, while Cap'n was reading Random Legends of the Random Sea...
Cap'n: Orange Beard?! What the hell kind of name is that?!
Frank: He's my sixth cousin for times removed. Legend goes, that his beard is orange because his mother ate so much cheesy popcorn while she was pregnant with him. It's also said that instead of blood, cheesy popcorn flows through his veins.
Cap'n: 0.0
Frank: What?
Cap'n: I LOVE CHEESY POPCORN! BAXTER! MAN THE POOP DECK! WE'RE GOING AFTER ORANGE BEARD!
Baxter: -reading newspaper- Can't we wait until Frank's family reunion next week and attack him then?
Cap'n: -thinks-
Crew: ...
Cap'n: -thinks harder-
Crew: ... -_-
Cap'n: -thinks hardest- >.<
Crew: ZzZz...
Cap'n: OKAY!
Crew: -jumps awake and falls overboard-
To be Continued...
Cap'n: Orange Beard?! What the hell kind of name is that?!
Frank: He's my sixth cousin for times removed. Legend goes, that his beard is orange because his mother ate so much cheesy popcorn while she was pregnant with him. It's also said that instead of blood, cheesy popcorn flows through his veins.
Cap'n: 0.0
Frank: What?
Cap'n: I LOVE CHEESY POPCORN! BAXTER! MAN THE POOP DECK! WE'RE GOING AFTER ORANGE BEARD!
Baxter: -reading newspaper- Can't we wait until Frank's family reunion next week and attack him then?
Cap'n: -thinks-
Crew: ...
Cap'n: -thinks harder-
Crew: ... -_-
Cap'n: -thinks hardest- >.<
Crew: ZzZz...
Cap'n: OKAY!
Crew: -jumps awake and falls overboard-
To be Continued...
hahaha!!!^^